HAHAHA! Mom? That's hilarious. My blog has been around for over 2 years. That would be some pretty crazy planning from your mom. That was definitely the funniest response I've ever had though, thank for that haha

You’re very welcome. Ill hit you up soon and lat you know what my plans are I’ve been very inactive personal issues but im very flattered by the offer. Ill probably take u up on it

Has anyone heard from my favorite misfit, Satans-sextoy?


She was going to post a vid of her slamming and I haven’t heard from her since :(

I am a okay baby this means the world to me that someone cares. Just been going through alot. Ill be updating very soon. I love you all

"Sleep doesn’t relieve my exhaustion anymore."

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do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

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Dude, some people do origami; I do meth.



QUOTE, ME! Omg thanks for the credit >.>

Lol we tried and it wouldn’t let us. I’ll fix it

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